"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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