I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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