these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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