From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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