I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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