It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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