Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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