Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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