My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
