There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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