Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
