There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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