D3 body, D1 cock
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I think I sprained my soul last night
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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