Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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