ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
