AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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