Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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