Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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