the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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