Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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