I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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