I should be sponsored by Trojan
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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