Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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