when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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