Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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