I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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