quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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