what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he fucked my hip out of place.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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