but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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