i can't believe i had my finger in that
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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