we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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