i don't like sucking hair
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
