I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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