physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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