is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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