I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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