I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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