a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Dick very happy bro
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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