we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
lets start a swedish sibling band together
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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