That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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