She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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