Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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