Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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