it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
His nipple licking is glorious
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
