Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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