i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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