he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
