Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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