Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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