After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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