I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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